Ahh, number one. I don’t think I made this clear enough, but this is supposed to be a joke that Earth tells every year to this same Space Rock. But this year, the joke has finally lost its luster…and this throws Earth into his tailspin of realizing how meaningless his life is.
Jokes are funnier when you explain them! Right!? Am I right!?






But…what brown thing do we get close to each year?
That’s actually a really good question…
*runs away*
Well what is the brown thing that the arth is talking to……
@David: I think it’s just some random Asteriod floting in space.
P.S to everyone: just to avoid future confusion my actual name isn’t actually Dan. I just like how it rymes.